Kids, Adults (Men) & Legends Jokes Trolling on Twitter & Whatsapp
Everyday is new day! Even on twitter people are getting more humorous - current trend on twitter trolling with new idea of making the tweets more funnier. The idea is defining the men/women with Kids, Adults or Men & Legends.
People are tweeting with photos or text which define what is kids, adults and legends defined to.
Below are some popular tweets with Kids Adults and Legends definition:
1.
Kids promise free chocolates.
Adults promise free beer.
Legends promise free wi-fi.
2.
kids : girlfriend
adults : half girlfriend
legends : Bhai shadi horae uski sochraha hun biryani kha aun.
3.
Kids: Raheel Shareef
Men:Putin
Legends:Hitler
4.
1) Kids
2) Adults
3) Legends
5. Kids read History.
Adults create History.
Legends clear (Browsing) History.
6.
Kids listen to Honey singh.
Adults listen ro Arijit singh.
Legends listen to Jagjit singh.
7.
Kids: Electron
Adult: Proton
Legends: MITRON
8. Kids : Mon to Fri work, Sat Party
Adults : Mon to Sat work, Sunday Party
Legends : Mon to Sat work, Sunday ko biwi ke saath shopping.
9.
Kids : smokes beedi.
Adults : smokes goldflake.
Legends : smokes weed.
10.
Kids : Pocket money
Men : Salary
Legends : Dowry
11.
Kids : I want to kiss you
Adults : Lets have sex
Legends : mandir wahin banayenge
12.
Kids : buys movie tickets
Adults : makes reservation for a candle light dinner
Legends : books room
13.
Kids : take extra sheet in exam
Adults : Fill only one sheet
Legends : tera bhai sirf naam likh ke submit kar aaya
14.
Kids : Make you LAUGH
Men : Earn your RESPECT
Legends : रायता फैलाते हैं
15. Kids use "hey, ssup?"
Adults use "how you doin?"
Legends use "deti hai toh de varna kat le."
16.
kids : Okay
Men : Ok
Legends : Olay
Super humans : K
17.
Kids make Goa plans.
Adults make Ladakh plans.
Legends make Haridwar plans.
18.
Kids say 'I love you'
Real men say 'You mean the world to me'
Legends say:
19.
Kids use Facebook
Man use Whatsapp
Legends use Twitter
20.
Kids - Nice dp😍
Men - You are looking gorgeous 😘
Legends - आओ कभी DM में
21.
Kids have crushes.
Men have girlfriends.
Legends will be single.
22.
Kids will Have GF
Men will Have Crush
And
The legends will Have Breakup
23.
Kids: tomato is a vegetable.
Adults: tomato is a fruit.
Legends: tomato ain't veggie nor a fruit. It's Bloody Mary. With Vodka.
24.
Kids : Crib about their problems.
Adults : Face them.
Legends : Blame Modi.
25.
Kids post "kids, men and legend tweets"
Men RT "kids, men and legend tweets"
Legends ask to stop this chutyapa
26.
Kids shop from Centaurus
Men shop from Jinnah Super
Legends shop from Raja Bazaar
27.
Kids: sab parh kar jaunga
Adults: Exam Night parhunga
Legends: Exam hi nhe denay jaunga one sheet of paper can't decide my future.
28.
Kids use Trimax pen
Real men use Parker pen
Legends use Friend's pen
Ultra legends use Pen Ka Refill..
29.
Kids : Hey Dude
Adults : और भाई
Legends : मितरों
30.
Kids code in Python.
Men code in C.
Legends code in Brainfuck.
31.
Kids do matriculation
Adults do mbbs
Legends do engineering
32.
Kids : Katti
Adults : Maar Dunga
Legends : Allah O Akbar..booom
33.
Kids say Pench*d
Men say bhench*d
Legends say BC
34.
kids screenshot
men like
legends RT
35.
Kids : Play with football
Mens : Play with Cricket ball
Legends : Play with two balls (.) (.)
36.
Kids : Sales Tax, Service Tax, VAT, ....
Adults : GST
Legends : Jiziya
37.
Kids have own books
Mens have also own books
Legends: yar mera sath book share kr la kal la ao ga apni
38.
BB ki vines are for kids, Nasir khan jaan memes are for Legends.
39.
Kids: Lovely
Adults: Nice girls.
Legends: Mast gaand hai.
40.
Kids : BC
Adults : MC BC
Legends : ये बिक गयी है गोरमिंट
41.
Kids - Hockey
ADULTS - FOOTBALL
Legends - cricket
42.
Kids read Javed Akhtar's poetry
Adults read Gulzar
Legends read Roshesh Sarabhai
43.
Kids use Snapchat.
Adults use Facebook.
Legends use Tinder!
44.
Kids: candy
Adults: peanuts
Legends: Samosa
45.
Kids : शरारत
Adults : कांड
Legends : राशनकार्ड
46.
Kids : मोटिवेशनल पोस्ट
Adults : सोशल पोस्ट्स
Legends : चलो भसड़ फैलाते हैं ;)
47.
Kids: Superman
Adults: Batman
Legends: Johnny sins
48.
Kids like Sasha Grey
Men like Sunny Leone
Legends like Savita Bhabhi
49.
Kids have 206 bones
Adults have 206 bones
Legends have 207 bones
50.
Kids - Bestie
Men - Half Girlfriend
Legends - Friends with Benefits
51
Kids - Lets go in CCD
Men - Lets go in Park
Legends - Aao Kabhi HAVELI pe!
People are tweeting with photos or text which define what is kids, adults and legends defined to.
Below are some popular tweets with Kids Adults and Legends definition:
1.
Kids promise free chocolates.
Adults promise free beer.
Legends promise free wi-fi.
2.
kids : girlfriend
adults : half girlfriend
legends : Bhai shadi horae uski sochraha hun biryani kha aun.
3.
Kids: Raheel Shareef
Men:Putin
Legends:Hitler
4.
1) Kids
2) Adults
3) Legends
5. Kids read History.
Adults create History.
Legends clear (Browsing) History.
6.
Kids listen to Honey singh.
Adults listen ro Arijit singh.
Legends listen to Jagjit singh.
7.
Kids: Electron
Adult: Proton
Legends: MITRON
8. Kids : Mon to Fri work, Sat Party
Adults : Mon to Sat work, Sunday Party
Legends : Mon to Sat work, Sunday ko biwi ke saath shopping.
9.
Kids : smokes beedi.
Adults : smokes goldflake.
Legends : smokes weed.
10.
Kids : Pocket money
Men : Salary
Legends : Dowry
11.
Kids : I want to kiss you
Adults : Lets have sex
Legends : mandir wahin banayenge
12.
Kids : buys movie tickets
Adults : makes reservation for a candle light dinner
Legends : books room
13.
Kids : take extra sheet in exam
Adults : Fill only one sheet
Legends : tera bhai sirf naam likh ke submit kar aaya
14.
Kids : Make you LAUGH
Men : Earn your RESPECT
Legends : रायता फैलाते हैं
15. Kids use "hey, ssup?"
Adults use "how you doin?"
Legends use "deti hai toh de varna kat le."
16.
kids : Okay
Men : Ok
Legends : Olay
Super humans : K
17.
Kids make Goa plans.
Adults make Ladakh plans.
Legends make Haridwar plans.
18.
Kids say 'I love you'
Real men say 'You mean the world to me'
Legends say:
19.
Kids use Facebook
Man use Whatsapp
Legends use Twitter
20.
Kids - Nice dp😍
Men - You are looking gorgeous 😘
Legends - आओ कभी DM में
21.
Kids have crushes.
Men have girlfriends.
Legends will be single.
22.
Kids will Have GF
Men will Have Crush
And
The legends will Have Breakup
23.
Kids: tomato is a vegetable.
Adults: tomato is a fruit.
Legends: tomato ain't veggie nor a fruit. It's Bloody Mary. With Vodka.
24.
Kids : Crib about their problems.
Adults : Face them.
Legends : Blame Modi.
25.
Kids post "kids, men and legend tweets"
Men RT "kids, men and legend tweets"
Legends ask to stop this chutyapa
26.
Kids shop from Centaurus
Men shop from Jinnah Super
Legends shop from Raja Bazaar
27.
Kids: sab parh kar jaunga
Adults: Exam Night parhunga
Legends: Exam hi nhe denay jaunga one sheet of paper can't decide my future.
28.
Kids use Trimax pen
Real men use Parker pen
Legends use Friend's pen
Ultra legends use Pen Ka Refill..
29.
Kids : Hey Dude
Adults : और भाई
Legends : मितरों
30.
Kids code in Python.
Men code in C.
Legends code in Brainfuck.
31.
Kids do matriculation
Adults do mbbs
Legends do engineering
32.
Kids : Katti
Adults : Maar Dunga
Legends : Allah O Akbar..booom
33.
Kids say Pench*d
Men say bhench*d
Legends say BC
34.
kids screenshot
men like
legends RT
35.
Kids : Play with football
Mens : Play with Cricket ball
Legends : Play with two balls (.) (.)
36.
Kids : Sales Tax, Service Tax, VAT, ....
Adults : GST
Legends : Jiziya
37.
Kids have own books
Mens have also own books
Legends: yar mera sath book share kr la kal la ao ga apni
38.
BB ki vines are for kids, Nasir khan jaan memes are for Legends.
39.
Kids: Lovely
Adults: Nice girls.
Legends: Mast gaand hai.
40.
Kids : BC
Adults : MC BC
Legends : ये बिक गयी है गोरमिंट
41.
Kids - Hockey
ADULTS - FOOTBALL
Legends - cricket
42.
Kids read Javed Akhtar's poetry
Adults read Gulzar
Legends read Roshesh Sarabhai
43.
Kids use Snapchat.
Adults use Facebook.
Legends use Tinder!
44.
Kids: candy
Adults: peanuts
Legends: Samosa
45.
Kids : शरारत
Adults : कांड
Legends : राशनकार्ड
46.
Kids : मोटिवेशनल पोस्ट
Adults : सोशल पोस्ट्स
Legends : चलो भसड़ फैलाते हैं ;)
47.
Kids: Superman
Adults: Batman
Legends: Johnny sins
48.
Kids like Sasha Grey
Men like Sunny Leone
Legends like Savita Bhabhi
49.
Kids have 206 bones
Adults have 206 bones
Legends have 207 bones
50.
Kids - Bestie
Men - Half Girlfriend
Legends - Friends with Benefits
51
Kids - Lets go in CCD
Men - Lets go in Park
Legends - Aao Kabhi HAVELI pe!
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